February 2012
I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.
– Amy Tan (via thefreenomad)
Extraordinary Machine: There is currently an... →
dreams-from-my-father:
Will black people be wiped out for the second time on African soil by Arabs while the international community - that armed and supported the rebels - says NOTHING??
The Tawerghas, a tribe of black Libyans in the South of the country, are being systematically targeted…
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...
– Ferdinand von Schrubentauffrt (via killheji)
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Yoga, Cardio, and Zumba.
Hate feeling sore during workouts,
Love feeling sore the day after.
How can someone else’s marriage be against your religion? That’s like being...
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Accelerating your spiritual growth comes from accepting and loving yourself as...
– Orin (via eternalconsciousness)
I’m all for minority/women’s/gay rights, but—
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You’re very naive and fragile because you act as if you don’t believe in...
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